D100 Ways to Mess With "I wish for all the gold in the world!"
It rains down on the character and kills them
Infinite gold is just a single gold piece that constantly reappears in your pocket after being spent
That's the gold from the town treasury used to pay it's workers, now there's rioting in the streets
Can't be arsed to go through all the comments but all the gold could teleport back into the interior of the world - to the mines it originated in or just like dispersed through the mantle again?
All of the gold in the world is condensed into one single coin that flotas in front of the wishmaker for a few seconds. When he goes to grab it, it stops floating and the combined mass of all the gold in the world is to heavy for any mortal to hold. It tears through his hand and throws him to the ground, leaving a 20 meter wide crater where the coin landed. Nothing can pick up the coin, but that just means that no one can steal it from the wish maker.
Everyone in the world gains the belief that gold is your personal property and feels weird about possessing it. It's like an old roommate's CDs, or an ex boyfriend's hoodie. They'll put the same amount of effort into returning it to you, but only when it's convenient. You can't really spend it anywhere either, unless they have an unhealthy desire for your possessions.
"ok it's all yours, go get it". (no gold moves)
Trade continues with coins made of other metals, and gold is a weird fringe metal that nobody will honor
All your gear is now gilded, and all other gold coins lose their color. Nobody other than you remembers the old color of gold
The uncaring diety that granted your wish also brought all the dragons that guarded hoards of gold
All the gold from underground bursts from the earth in front of you, with no convenient way to move it.
All the gold in the rest of the world disappears. Widespread chaos and confusion reigns. Literally all the gold in the world is carried in his pack. No gold in temple decorations.. magical items with gold no longer work.. etc.
The world is not defined as this world. You got all the gold in the only diamond world, so, none.
"All the gold in the world" was a poem written by a bad bard. You get a worthless piece of paper with a lackluster poem.
"All the Gold" is almost dead nag of a riding horse and was in the world. The rapid trip to get to you kills it.
You are encumbered by the gold in your possession and can not empty your inventory fast enough to escape encumbrance in the middle of nowhere. (Hope a town eventually forms around you fast.)
You get what you wish and everyone and everything else knows it, but, you do not immediately know. (good luck with all the thieves, assassins, nobles, bandits, demons, etc. gunning for you and your gold.)
Every creature that falls under "fae" or similar are forced to deliver the gold to you. Everyone from a common fairy to fae deities come one after the other, each with only one gold piece until you have all the gold in the world. They're concious of their actions but can't move freely until the deed is done. Who knows what they'd do to you once they regain control of their bodies
You get the gold... but its somewhere. Good luck finding it.
All the gold in the world, except for what’s on your person, vanishes in an instant.
All gold within 60’ of the wish maker flies to them as metal to a powerful magnet and sticks to them. They can only remove gold from their body that they are giving/donating to a person, cause, church, or kingdom/city-state, empire etc. (the person must be a stranger or passing acquaintance, no more than that, or they are using as payment for goods or services or repaying a financial debt. STR checks for movement and CON checks to remain standing will eventually be needed.
They get all the gold in the world in a spendable and secure manner. But some of that gold is cursed by various wizards and magical entities in various ways for various reasons. The owner of it now bears at least a dozen unrelated curses, maybe more.
You get all the gold but now no one has any so it holds no value. We move back into a barter system until a new form of currency can be established.
They get midas' touch and everything they touch turns into gold but if they touch a creature the creatures gains +5 ac and can still attack and move normally
The character becomes coated in gold, lowering mobility but greatly increasing defense
All gold not owned by them turns into silver.
They get their gold, only to find that the primary currency is now platinum. Gold is now only used as a component some spells, or for the properties of the material itself.
All the gold in the world disappears. There is no gold, so you have all that there is.
The gold stays where it is but technically IS their property. Good luck convincing everyone else that...
All of the gold in the world immediately teleports to their location, killing the PC immediately via crushing and flattening entire cities at once beneath thousands of tons of gold ore, coins, and dust
Ok, you now own all the gold in the world. However, it is still located exactly where it was before. You own it but it hasn't moved. Go get it if you want. And try convince the current possessor of it that you are the owner.
All the gold comes with all the dragons...
.. they cant physically shift the huge mountain of gold and people come from far and wide to take a wheelbarrow full of gold that is too large to be protected by the party..
Theres no gold anywhere else so everyone reverts to spending lead coins instead. Gold decreases in value substantially. ...
All the gold in the world technically belongs to the player but it's still wherever it was before he/she owned it. It now depicts the players head on every coin and people everywhere say things like "hey I know you you're from money!" Etc
It’s in bitcoin, what’s bitcoin? Just wait a couple thousand years.
Because wishes are directed to the gods themselves, and they see the entire universe as their "world" the gold from all around the universe is summoned to the PC's or NPC's location, the sheer amount of gold is so large that the entire planet is destroyed, along with any moons it might have, if the dm decides that the universe the campaign is in is very very very VERY rich in gold, he might aswell say that because so much gold was teleported to a specific location, it collapsed upon itself and formed a black hole.
Your players hear a loud, familiar sound of earth moving as if an earth elemental started traveling beneath them. Your player hears something rustle in the grass, PC looks down and there, under a dead leaf, lies a single spec of gold ore. Pulled from the earth they stand on the gold ore inside the earth always moves up towards the player. If they stay in one spot for longer than a week it begins to pile.
It is in one enormous coin, and nobody can make change. You try to break it into smaller pieces, but are stopped by the authorities because it has the emperor's face on it.
Everyone else will see the color gold as a muted grey.
You now possess all the gold in the world, but now everyone wants to kill you for it
The wisher get the world's supply of fool's gold (pyrite). Hope they enjoy the irony.
Every sentient creature is "informed" that you are now the owner of all the gold in the world. No gold actually moves anywhere and it is up to you to enforce your righteous claim.
The color "gold" is suddenly drained from all things which become more brown or yellow. Now only you can bestow this color onto objects and creatures.
You get your wish, but no one has any gold left so the economy crashes.
All the gold in the world includes the gold guarded by every dragon. Bringing the gold to you also brings you its previous owner or notifies them of your act.
This could also be applied to innumerable other monsters as well.
At first, the gold rivers streaming through the air above the wisher's location is amazing. Verucai Saltberry can eat her heart out. Then, as the rivers make landfall, a nervous quiet overcomes all those who witness the spectacle.
All the gold in the world now rains down upon their location.
After half of one hour, 2d12 * 10 acres are covered in anything made of gold. Coins. Ore. Candelabras. You name it. I don't think there are enough dice to calculate the weight...
Hot molten gold floods in your direction
The world decides that gold is now useless since no one has it. They switch to using electrum.
You get it. Exactly as you intended, all the gold coins in the world. But, every dragon, king, crime boss, even members of your own party just had all their gold stolen from them, and they aren't happy about it.
The color gold dissapears from everything in the world unless it is owned by the wisher. Gold is suddenly indistinguishable from silver except by alchemists and smiths and dragons. As a trade currency it becomes almost worthless. The economy plunges into turmoil and as the value of gold plummets so do dragons interest in it. The land devolves into chaos as they suddenly struggle to work out wealth. Gems and iron both skyrocket in value. Dragons, furious at their essentially worthless hordes that they’ve amassed over the years rage across the land. Gold dragons go black. They’ve lost their color. There is a sudden increase in black dragons. Chaos takes hold and the black dragons start taking over the land.
All the gold in the world disappears leaving only what they have on their person
The dragons of the world soon realize where their horde has been taken. They all have you in their sight.
It’s in one solid brick that’s practically worthless for the size
You find yourself atop a mountain of all of the world's gold. Every greedy dragon in the world will soon be converging on your location to fight for this prize, with you in the middle. This being all the gold, that pile includes the scales from every gold dragon in the world, which you've just forcibly torn apart with your wish. Even the good-aligned dragons now see you as a genocidal monster that must be destroyed for the safety of their own kind. Your death is suddenly the singular goal that unites almost every dragon in the world. Also, all Electrum becomes a sort of brittle silver. That will please our DM, who hates having to include electrum coins in currency conversions.
"Granted" and it seems as if nothing happens.Then, after a moment passes, there is a slight thump nearby.And then something light hits the player, rattling off of him, looking down he sees a small, wonderful necklace with a lithe, golden chain attached to it.And then a coin lands next to it.And then another.And another.The sound of falling gold escalates, turning into a storming, crashing chaos as all gold in the entire world falls from the sky in a roaring hail of death.And then all is silent, coins, jewelry, ore, newly refined gold and everything else stands as a small mountain where once there was a campsite and a forest, all of the players are dead or dying underneath that silent, golden hill.
The planet's core loses all of its gold, which, in a supercritical molten state, appears floating as a series of masses overhead. This explodes and showers the area in forcefully-flung chunks of gold. Good job.
The gods of wealth and trade are suddenly obliterated, and you are filled with divine power contained only by your mortal vessel, which wrecks havok on the divine realms and the mortal world. You probably don't survive. Good job.
The gold is helpfully contained for you, and only consists of gold coins! ...Unfortunately, they appear in every single container or vessel you own or touch, forever, making it impossible to eat or drink except off the ground and makes clothing, home ownership, or trade tricky. Good job.
They now own the license to obscure Half-Orc Bard Elzic Pagavian's folk album "All the gold in the world". Elzic is, however, an extremely competent adventurer and will not stand for having his art stolen out from under him.
The power behind the wish misunderstands the intent and makes the wisher the only person to have a thing of that color.
They get all the gold in the world, being the only one to posses gold, it becomes useless and the world's currency standards change.
They didn't specify which world, molten gold pours in from a fire world
Granted, since they specified “in the world” they now have a mountain sized pile of unrefined and impure Gold Ore, this pisses off all the Dwarvern clans as each ones mining operation is funded mostly by processing and selling Gold and similar materials. You and the party are now enemies of every dwarf Clan and their allies.
I started an entire campaign with a similar premise involving a lamp, an efreet, and a Wish. I had a kingdom's worth of gold appear in a magical bag (like a bag of holding), but it was a solid cube that couldn't be pulled through the tiny opening of its container. Made for a lot of memorable scheming on the part of the players!
They get all the gold in the world, the economy is no longer based on gold as there is none in circulation, brass coins replace gold coins
You immediately stand upon a mountain of all the gold in the world. Seeing as you are the only one who has any, Silver becomes the dominant currency, making gold worthless. In addition, you piss off several dragons with hoards. At the same time, most kingdoms fall into financial ruin as they desperately attempt to find a new currency. While all this is happening, sinkholes begin to appear around the world as huge underground deposits of gold have vanished, allowing the ground to give way.
All the gold not owned by the players is suddenly converted into silver. Currency now takes up 10x the amount of space which means any storage suddenly becomes limited.
For the wealthy lords, it’s a nuisance that their pockets are suddenly weighed down or overflowing. For the banks that have just exploded... it’s a different matter.
All the gold deposits from underground are drawn to the PCs creating huge destructive geysers and destroying everything in their path on the way to them.
All the gold deposits from underground are drawn to the PCs creating huge destructive geysers and destroying everything in their path on the way to them.
They start magnetically attracting every coin they walk by forever.
All the gold in the world disappears and the world is changed to a paper-money system. The gold you have is the only gold remaining in the world, but it is useless as a currency. Maybe some alchemist will buy it from you?
The rest of the gold in the world disappears, all that's left is what three player has on them
Assuming they mean currency they're giving all the gold in the world translated into copper and they need to find a way to haul the several million metric tons of copper they have now. assuming they mean or they are now surrounded by all currently existing veins of unrefined gold ore
The player now owns all the gold in the world... And the accompanying tax bill.
Elderly people appear
You get all the Gold in the world, and everyone is hunting you for thievery
Gold is molten, appears in your pocket
total collapse of the gold economy because there’s a lot more gold beneath the crust than in it, and it’s all technically in the world
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The confrontation began when Martin, an African American, made a simple request for water on a hot July evening.](https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/judge-deputies-won-face-murder-charges-taser-death/ehSY0KBwwVbN1vNsuTv6gL/)` * [Chattanooga police officer being sued for forced baptism and groping during a traffic stop](https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/crime/2019/10/03/tennessee-deputy-forces-womans-baptism-chattanooga-lake-lawsuit/3850537002/) `* [Louisiana Police Appear To Be Using A Hoax Antifa List Created By 8Chan To Open Criminal Investigations](https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20180902/08580340566/louisiana-police-appear-to-be-using-hoax-antifa-list-created-8chan-to-open-criminal-investigations.shtml)` * [Texas Cop Kills 2 People, Allowed to Resign, Joins New Dept, Shoots Man on 2nd Day](http://thefreethoughtproject.com/cop-found-not-guilty-deadly-shootings-joins-new-department/) `* [Texas officer wins appeal of dismissal over feces sandwich](https://apnews.com/c76f863d591b436cb1b22f4e35718ebe)` * [Texas officer sexually abuses 14 year old girl, receives no sex offender status](http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Former-HISD-officer-admits-to-fondling-middle-11170371.php) `* [threw out the felony conviction of a high school teacher accused of having sex with a student after it was revealed that the sheriff’s detective on the case was having sex with the victim and had lied... he resigned with full benefits and moved to Florida](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/san-juan-sheriffs-use-of-courtroom-camera-to-view-jurors-notebook-lawyers-notes-sparks-outrage-and-dismissal-of-criminal-case/)` * [Cops Having Sex With Detainees Should Always Be Considered Rape, Say New York Politicians](https://theintercept.com/2017/11/02/nypd-rape-charges-new-york-law/) `* [9 Cops Show up to Hospital to Threaten NYPD's Teen Rape Victim Into Staying Silent](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/11/02/nypd-detectives-raped-a-teen-in-the-back-of-a-police-van-after-her-arrest-prosecutors-say/)` * [No jail time for 2 NYPD officers who admitted to raping teenage prisoner](https://theintercept.com/2019/08/30/nypd-anna-chambers-rape-probation/) ` * Domestic abuse is 400% higher in the law-enforcement community` posted by NRAsays on /news Click here to view the post. ● 6,258 Upvotes ● 3 reward(s). ● 1 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 1 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 10/02/2020 at 16:52:53 UTC
That takes me back :) - So much has happened since that first comment... I was in a pretty dark place when I started looking for laughs with this. I had just finished cleaning out my fathers house after his death... official cause of death was \"unknown due to decomposition\" and I had been tasked to clean out his house where his body had been found. It was 100+ degrees around his house when he died and he didn't have an A/C unit. His body decomposed quickly and pretty much melted into the floor. The mattress he had died on was obviously removed... and so was the floor under it... and then the dirt under the subfloor needed to be excavated... I could never get that smell of death out of my mind and had to deal with it for the 30 days while I packed up his belongings. While cleaning out his house I found 3 suicide notes in envelopes next to several empty pill bottles... also a book on different ways of committing suicide earmarked. Most of his belongings had to be tossed out as everything smelled like death... I wasn't in a good financial place and was living in an old RV parked on some abandoned property. It was in the old RV sitting at the \"kitchen table\" when this all started - and after that first comment I laughed out loud for about 10 minutes. ` Things got better for me for a while... Bitcoin went through the roof and I had managed to get my hands on a few - so when it hit 15k or so I sold them. Bought myself a good car, sold that RV, and moved into a rental house. From there life has had it's ups and downs but that was def. a low point for me when this started... a VERY low point. In a weird way the entire Undertaker thing was a way for me to laugh and smile - something I didn't do much back then. Anyway, I know most of you are expecting this end a certain way but I wanted to get serious for a minute and mention what all this means to me. Thank you all for laughing with me... it really means a lot to me. <3 - SM` posted by shittymorph on /shittymorph Click here to view the post. ● 317 Upvotes ● 3 reward(s). ● 1 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 1 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 10/02/2020 at 08:23:52 UTC
We are simultaneously one of the fattest countries in the world and one of the most athletic countries in the world. Sometimes we combine the two and make Offensive and Defensive lineman. posted by RCJHGBR9989 on /AskReddit Click here to view the post. ● 10,741 Upvotes ● 2 reward(s). ● 1 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 0 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 10/02/2020 at 17:30:47 UTC
That's really sad. Like, really sad. I'm all for having hobbies and doing what you enjoy, but sitting on your ass 10 hours a day, *every day*, is downright pitiful. I love video games as much as the next person but I wish gamers would stop glorifying this kind of activity. It's not healthy nor impressive. Working 70 hours a week is extremely unhealthy, which is basically what this guy did, and he didnt even get paid. posted by TommyPhamsGlasses on /classicwow Click here to view the post. ● 178 Upvotes ● 2 reward(s). ● 1 silver reward(s), 1 gold reward(s) and 0 platinum reward(s) ● Posted: 10/02/2020 at 18:22:53 UTC
Bullion/Gold/Silver Coins Using Bitcoin Cash/BCH (A Guide for US Folks)
TL;DR - you can buy physical gold/silveplatinum/palladium bullion with crypto, if you need to hedge a little or make massive gains a little bit more liquid. Hey friends, not a big Reddit poster. I’m not bothering to post this in /Bitcoin because it will either get deleted or buried under a sea of HODL memes. Feel free to share wherever, and save your tips/gilding for other people, because I started getting into BitcoinCash around $300 USD and I’m doing fine. I remember the excitement just over a year ago when I first bought myself a 1 oz gold coin (Libertad) https://i.imgur.com/HlOIOdE.png using BTC through JMBullion.com, though that option became more and more unacceptable this year because of transaction fees that increased my total price per troy ounce, and paying with an eCheck on APMEX.com was worth the extra days of waiting to get a decent price (APMEX has since started taking BTC, but not BCH yet). I have always liked collecting coins, and as I began to become more and more libertarian I have been intrigued by the idea of bullion as a hedge against government tyranny (though I admit that I do enjoy collecting and looking at the amazing designs). Well, we’re back in action now as of Dec2017, because SilverGoldBull.com (Canadians can use .ca) takes BitcoinCash and the process is super quick and easy. I saw the market topping out recently at $3,700 USD so I decided to put a small percentage of my BCH into some more bullion, just as a little hedge against what may come (same reason I still hold a small amount of my original BTC/Bitcoin Core after transitioning to 80% BCH post-01Aug fork). I doubt many people are into this little niche of the internet, but here’s a quick guide to using the SilverGoldBull website:
Before anything, I made an account on the .com domain and put my shipping/billing address.
I then added the items to my cart. Note that the options I was interested were limited to some near-spot gold coins like the 1oz gold Perth Swan https://www.apmex.com/product/154744/2017-australia-1-oz-gold-swan-bu and the kilo silver Perth Koala. https://silvergoldbull.com/1-kg-2017-australian-koala-silver-coin For me, close to spot is important. I don’t buy overpriced collectibles like the 1oz Silver Shield coins (they sell for $24 each, even though spot price is around $16.27 USD right now). I also don’t like bars at all, only coins with a purity and year on them. I think SilverGoldBull has a bit less inventory than massive APMEX, in addition to a low inventory due to holiday sales and waiting on next year's shipments.
After clicking “Checkout” I noted that my cart was just under $10,000 USD, because it made me feel better in the chance that the IRS decides to back-date laws and look for big spenders. Over $99 on SilverGoldBull.com means free shipping, insurance, and signature delivery (for a US address at least).
So everything has been normal so far, just like I would buy bullion using eCheck or Wire Transfer options on any big site like APMEX.com, JMBullion.com, SDBullion.com, ModernCoinMart.com, BullionExchanges.com, etc. Here’s where it gets easy! I clicked “Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies” https://i.imgur.com/nD26Z1L.png as the payment method, clicked the “I Commit to purchase and agree to Sale Terms” box, and then “Place Order” for a result of:
The next screen is a 10-minute timer to send the exact amount of BCH to their address (Copay users will need to convert their address to the type starting with “1” instead of “C” here https://bitpay.github.io/address-translato). I used my wallet to send the transaction with a one-cent fee, and the site noticed it after a couple minutes, redirecting to a Thank You page for confirmation. Later, I got an email with the confirmation as well.
The first purchase might require a US driver’s license emailed to the [email protected] address that asks for it. My order did, https://i.imgur.com/t1ifCsL.png but all orders after that will be processed right away. This might be a deal-breaker for those who don't like KYC (Know Your Customer) policies, but it wasn’t a deal breaker for me.
My fellow Nekonauts: I am delighted to be here with you at the dawn of a new year. We meet in a small subreddit which has not yet seen its first anniversary, dedicated to a coin written off by many. I was not with you last year. But I will be with you this next year. Nyancoin is not dead, and I wish to see it not simply survive, but rise again to its former glories and beyond. I do not say this in ignorance of its challenges but because of them. But why, some say, Nyancoin? Why choose this as my coin? And they may well ask why climb the highest mountain? And why have shibes chosen DOGE? Why does bitcoin challenge silver, gold, the Euro, the Pound, and the Dollar? I choose Nyancoin. I choose to support Nyancoin in 2015 and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too. It is for these reasons that I regard my decision to support Nyancoin as among the most important decisions that will be made during my speculation in cryptocurrencies. It represents a shift from being merely a speculator into an intent to be a community leader and organizer. In the last three days, I have seen Nyancoin's price at least double with buying pressure from a 2 satoshi bid and 3 satoshi ask to a 6 satoshi bid (my own) and an 8 satoshi ask. This is a small step forward, but it is a step in the right direction. Buying pressure alone is not enough. I intend to work to help rebuild the secondary infrastructure necessary to support Nyancoin. I swear here, today, that before this month is out, I shall see a nyantip bot working on this subreddit. I do intend to learn how to have this bot incorporate gilding into its functionality, that we may follow in the footsteps of the dogetipbot which has been endowed with this capability. It is a start. We have a foundation upon which to build. We have the nyancat. We have the blockchain. We have lightning fast transactions. Our coins are cheap enough to welcome newcomers and limited enough to allow appreciation in value. In the months to come, I hope to see a resurgence in this community. I hope to see people step forward to build infrastructure anew. We do not have to reinvent the wheel. We merely have to put a Nyancat onto it. We must have faucets. We must have online wallets. We must have games. We shall have all this and more. The tools exist. The path is there to follow. The Nyancat is too great to allow its coin to fail. Nyancoin deserves to trade above par with DOGE; not because DOGE must fall, but because we must rise up with our shibe brothers and sisters and advance to the outer limits of the solar system and beyond. There are more than 300 DOGE to 1 NYAN today and NYAN's final supply is fixed, while DOGE will continue adding billions of coins a year, more coins than Nyancoin will ever have. This alone guarantees nothing, of course, but combined with a revival in our community, it gives us a coin whose value can rise higher even with far less demand. It has allowed the coin to survive until today. And it is a strength which will benefit us in the future. Today Nyancoin is so cheap that we can afford to welcome newcomers to the community with thousands of coins. We can afford to run faucets without ads and with generous payouts. We can even afford to experiment, because we have so many coins that our fees are negligible (and often even unneeded, but so low we need not concern ourselves either way), so many coins that we may give them freely without concern. Let us be grateful for the fate we have been given, to build a great coin. Let us see the great Nyancat soar anew. I think we're going to do it. I think we're going to build what needs to be built. I think we're going to have the type of community which can survive ups and downs and laugh in the face of adversity. We're going to discover friends we never knew we had and rediscover old alliances. Nekonauts, prepare for launch sequence. If you believe in the future of Nyancoin, post an address in reply (or message me with one) and I will give you 10,000 NYAN as an initial show of good faith.
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